Tuesday, April 19, 2005

And the Winner Is . . .

"And the award for Chasing-Escaped-Pigs-Up-And-Down-Muddy-Hills-And-Through-The-Woods-
And-Blackberry-Brambles-In-High-heeled-Sandals-And-Capri-Pants goes to . . .

What? There is no award for that? Is it an honorable mention?

You mean there there isn't even a category for this type of heroism?

Surely we could come up with a category for this and call it

something . . .

Well, not that, that's just mean."

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